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gunpowderandspark:

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stillmonkeys:

From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

"nearly all of my life"

Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

"Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.

He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”

The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.

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asmilinggoddess:

this is probably my favorite joke from futurama tbh

I love Futurama but I don’t get this what’s the joke

The joke is that a bunch of conspiracy theories say aliens came and taught Egypt how to build pyramids (because they are ‘too impossible’ for humans to have built’) and it’s actually the Egyptians that taught aliens and advanced their culture.

I hope it applies to Aztecs and Mayans too ;)

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aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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If you shoot this man, you die next

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If you shoot this man, you die next

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I think I broke Harry Potter

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karlosmadera:

So it’s 3AM and It’s just occurred to me that the most telling scene in the entire Harry Potter franchise is the scene following the announcement of the participants of the Triwizard tournament.

When Harry’s name is pulled out of the cup, literally…

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ungratefullittleshit:

Times Tumblr Raised Serious Questions About “Harry Potter”

The fucking moon moon one kills me

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claracivry:

Who the hell is Bucky?

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tearmyellowdress:

I hated this moment. I know that the doctor hates soldiers, he hates everything to do with them. However he even pointed out to her that she wasn’t a real soldier earlier in the episode, when she was going to blow the Dalek up. This is a woman, a soldier, who has always followed orders, and she disobeyed her orders when she was told that there was another way.
She changed in this episode. She watched her friends/ fellow soldiers die, her brother die, and the doctor had so little compassion for her. The moment she disobeyed her orders, she stopped being a soldier. She also was willing to leave the other soldiers, including her uncle, to go with the doctor. And he couldn’t see past the fact that she used to be a doctor.
The doctor helps people, he changes people, I don’t understand why he’d suddenly turn away someone because of their past. He didn’t even give her a chance.
Also Clara doesn’t even try to defend her. She said that /she’s/ not the one who has a problem with soldiers. She could have talked to the doctor. I’m surprised she didn’t get angry at him, try to teach him something about people changing.
I hated this moment.

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